Worst and best camps!

Okay, you're probably a grown up, and I'm obviously a kid (girl). SO, you're probably wondering:" Where the H-E double hockey sticks is my kid going to go for the summer?" Then I say "Well, since you're so tempted, you should try this camp because it's so crazy good: Camp Lohikan!" Then you say back: "What the? I love you, Maddy, you're the sweetest girl I know!" Then I say "Thanks, but remember to avoid the evil Camp Tioga, which I don't have in a link, because you SHOULD'NT look at they're website! So don't even THINK of sending you're kid there, because if she/he has a same brain of a 9 3/4 (me) year old, they will be CRYING to go back home" then you say "Thanks for  the dramatic effect, thank GOD you're here!"