cyclops boy (not!)

This kid at school (Aidan) said he was CYCLOPS. I thought that was crazy, like OMG I mean if he showed me, just showed me in the middle of school how he looked as a cyclops that would make me believe him and a time that didn't make me believe him is when he said he would carry up the table but guess what? He caried up HAIF of the table! ha! ha!